Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th April 2005

Dilbert//5834, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 5th April 2005

Tags

nickname the wizard my guru the lizard small brain ambition catches quicker

Official transcript

"From now on, my nickname ill be "the wizard."

It wpeaks to my guru status."

"I think I'll call you "the lizard."

IT speaks to your small brain and lack of ambition."

"Please don't."
"Let's see which one catches on quicker."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, MY NICKNAME WILL BE "THE WIZARD." IT SPEAKS TO MY GURU STATUS.

I THINK I'LL CALL YOU "THE LIZARD." IT SPEAKS TO YOUR SMALL BRAIN AND LACK OF AMBITION.

PLEASE DON'T.

LET'S SEE WHICH ONE CATCHES ON QUICKER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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