Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th April 2005

Dilbert//5834, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 5th April 2005

Tags

nickname the wizard my guru the lizard small brain ambition catches quicker

Official transcript

"From now on, my nickname ill be "the wizard."

It wpeaks to my guru status."

"I think I'll call you "the lizard."

IT speaks to your small brain and lack of ambition."

"Please don't."
"Let's see which one catches on quicker."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, MY NICKNAME WILL BE "THE WIZARD." IT SPEAKS TO MY GURU STATUS.

I THINK I'LL CALL YOU "THE LIZARD." IT SPEAKS TO YOUR SMALL BRAIN AND LACK OF AMBITION.

PLEASE DON'T.

LET'S SEE WHICH ONE CATCHES ON QUICKER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Lizard"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a balding head and a green shirt, standing at a desk. He is conversing with a woman, who has a large, curly brown hairdo and is wearing a pink jacket. The woman is addressing Dilbert as "the lizard" and expressing her disdain for him.

Key Points:

• The woman is annoyed with Dilbert's nickname, which she believes is a reference to her small brain and lack of ambition.
• Dilbert is unapologetic and uninterested in the woman's concerns.
• The woman suggests that Dilbert's nickname is a clever play on words, but Dilbert dismisses her interpretation.
• The comic strip ends with the woman asking Dilbert to see which one catches on quicker, implying that she is willing to accept either nickname.

Overall:

The comic strip is a humorous exchange between two characters, with a focus on wordplay and clever language. The woman's frustration with Dilbert's nickname serves as a comedic backdrop for the conversation, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.

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