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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th April 2005

Dilbert//5844, first published 21 years ago on Friday 15th April 2005


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five star restaurant lunch food so good once in a lifetime not invited stay back answer phones


Official transcript

"Carol, I decided to take the entire staff out to a five-star restaurant for lunch."

"The food is so good that it's almost intoxicating. When paired with the right wine, the experience is a once-in-a-life-time sensation."

"While we're gone, you'll need to answer everyone's phone."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAROL, I DECIDED TO TAKE THE ENTIRE STAFF OUT TO A FIVE- STAR RESTAURANT FOR LUNCH.

THE FOOD IS SO GOOD THAT IT'S ALMOST INTOXICATING. WHEN PAIRED WITH THE RIGHT WINE, THE EXPERIENCE IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFE- TIME SENSATION.

WHILE WE'RE GONE, YOU'LL NEED TO ANSWER EVERYONE'S PHONE .

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Wine and Dine"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Carol's decision to take her staff to a five-star restaurant for lunch. The experience is described as "once-in-a-lifetime," but the staff is more interested in their phones than the wine and food. The comic strip humorously highlights the contrast between the luxurious setting and the staff's lack of appreciation for it.

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