Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th April 2005

Dilbert//5844, first published 21 years ago on Friday 15th April 2005

Tags

five star restaurant lunch food so good once in a lifetime not invited stay back answer phones

Official transcript

"Carol, I decided to take the entire staff out to a five-star restaurant for lunch."

"The food is so good that it's almost intoxicating. When paired with the right wine, the experience is a once-in-a-life-time sensation."

"While we're gone, you'll need to answer everyone's phone."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, I DECIDED TO TAKE THE ENTIRE STAFF OUT TO A FIVE- STAR RESTAURANT FOR LUNCH.

THE FOOD IS SO GOOD THAT IT'S ALMOST INTOXICATING. WHEN PAIRED WITH THE RIGHT WINE, THE EXPERIENCE IS A ONCE-IN-A-LIFE- TIME SENSATION.

WHILE WE'RE GONE, YOU'LL NEED TO ANSWER EVERYONE'S PHONE .

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