Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th April 2005

Dilbert//5845, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 16th April 2005

Tags

victime identity theft wander strangers underpants

Official transcript

The police say I'm a victim of identity theft. "Now I am doomed to wander the earth without knowing who I am."

"That would mean you're wearing a stranger's underpants."

"GAAA!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE POLICE SAY I'M THE VICTIM OF IDENTITY THEFT.

NOW I AM DOOMED TO WANDER THE EARTH WITHOUT KNOWING WHO I AM.

THAT WOULD MEAN YOU'RE WEARING A STRANGER'S UNDERPANTS.

GAAA!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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