Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th April 2005

Dilbert//5845, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 16th April 2005

Tags

victime identity theft wander strangers underpants

Official transcript

The police say I'm a victim of identity theft. "Now I am doomed to wander the earth without knowing who I am."

"That would mean you're wearing a stranger's underpants."

"GAAA!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE POLICE SAY I'M THE VICTIM OF IDENTITY THEFT.

NOW I AM DOOMED TO WANDER THE EARTH WITHOUT KNOWING WHO I AM.

THAT WOULD MEAN YOU'RE WEARING A STRANGER'S UNDERPANTS.

GAAA!!

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Identity Crisis"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, wearing a white shirt and a gray suit jacket. He is standing in front of a police officer, who is saying, "The police say I'm the victim of identity theft." Dilbert responds, "Now I am doomed to wander the earth without knowing who I am."

The next panel shows Dilbert wearing a pair of underpants, with the police officer saying, "That would mean you're wearing a stranger's underpants." Dilbert exclaims, "GAA!!"

The comic strip is a humorous take on the concept of identity theft and the challenges that come with it. It pokes fun at the idea of losing one's sense of self and the absurdity of wearing someone else's underpants.

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