Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th April 2005

Dilbert//5848, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 19th April 2005

Tags

design one microchip dozens of meetings manager

Official transcript

"All you did this quarter is design one microship."

"In comparison, I found the time to attend dozens of meetings."

"Now do you see what it takes to be a manager?"

"Sadly, yes."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL YOU DID THIS QUARTER IS DESIGN ONE MICROCHIP.

IN COMPARISON, I FOUND THE TIME TO ATTEND DOZENS OF MEETINGS.

NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT IT TAKES BE A MANAGER?

SADLY, YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Microchip Meeting"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between two individuals, one of whom is wearing a microchip. The speaker boasts about designing one microchip in a quarter, prompting the other person to ask if they can see what it takes to be a manager. The speaker responds by asking how long it takes to attend dozens of meetings, implying that the key to being a manager lies in attending numerous meetings. The punchline is delivered when the speaker reveals that attending meetings is the only requirement for being a manager.

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