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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th April 2005

Dilbert//5848, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 19th April 2005


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design one microchip dozens of meetings manager


Official transcript

"All you did this quarter is design one microship."

"In comparison, I found the time to attend dozens of meetings."

"Now do you see what it takes to be a manager?"

"Sadly, yes."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALL YOU DID THIS QUARTER IS DESIGN ONE MICROCHIP.

IN COMPARISON, I FOUND THE TIME TO ATTEND DOZENS OF MEETINGS.

NOW DO YOU SEE WHAT IT TAKES BE A MANAGER?

SADLY, YES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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