Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th April 2005

Dilbert//5849, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 20th April 2005

Tags

doctors offcie exam room toxikill drug comapny totally hot side effects what eaten doctor thinking of date drug rep hot payoff kick back medical

Official transcript

You're healthy but I have to give you a prescription for tocikill. "The drug company's rep is totally hot and said she'd take me to lunch if I sell enough of this stuff."

"Will there be any side effects?"

"Depends on what I eat."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'RE HEALTHY BUT I HAVE TO GIVE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR TOXIKILL.

THE DRUG COMPANY'S REP IS TOTALLY HOT AND SHE SAID SHED TAKE ME TO LUNCH IF I SELL ENOUGH OF THIS STUFF.

WILL THERE BE ANY SIDE EFFECTS?

DEPENDS ON WHAT I EAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Toxikill Prescription"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with dark hair, seeking a prescription from his doctor for "Toxikill".
• The doctor, who is also bespectacled and has dark hair, initially agrees to prescribe the medication but requests that Dilbert's wife accompany him to lunch if he sells enough of the product.
• Dilbert is skeptical of the doctor's motives and asks if there are any side effects to the medication.
• The doctor responds by holding up a pill bottle and saying, "Depends on what I eat."

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