Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd April 2005

Dilbert//5851, first published 21 years ago on Friday 22nd April 2005

Tags

computer freeze possible fixes possible combination no guaretntee lazy

Official transcript

Hello. My crashinbox computer keeps freezing up. "There are 25 possible fixes but they must be tried in every combination."

"That's 625 things I'd have to try with no guarantee that any of it will work."

"So you're saying you're lazy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO. MY CRASHINBOX (**) COMPUTER KEEPS FREEZING UP.

THERE ARE 25 POSSIBLE FIXES BUT THEY MUST BE TRIED IN EVERY POSSIBLE COMBINATION.

THAT'S 625 THINGS I'D HAVE TO TRY WITH NO GUARANTEE THAT ANY OF IT WILL WORK.

SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE LAZY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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