Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd April 2005

Dilbert//5852, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 23rd April 2005

Tags

watch my shows invite me over cable pulled bug in salad

Official transcript

"While you're here, be a dear and run some CAT-5 to my walk-in closet so I can watch my shows when I'm in there."

"I've notived that you only invite me over when you need a cable pulled."

"I don't want to put a bug in your salad, but I will."

"I'm glad we had this talk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHILE YOU'RE HERE, BE A DEAR AND RUN SOME CAT-5 TO MY WALK-IN CLOSET SO I CAN WATCH MY SHOWS WHEN I'M IN THERE.

I'VE NOTICED THAT YOU ONLY INVITE ME OVER WHEN YOU NEED A CABLE PULLED.

I DON'T WANT TO PUT A BUG IN YOUR SALAD, BUT I WILL.

I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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