Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th April 2005

Dilbert//5856, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 27th April 2005

Tags

slight promotion pay same cucblice larger shaving the walls

Official transcript

"Asok, I decided to give you a slight promotion!"

"Gasp! A slight promotion!"

"The pay will be the same but you can make your cubicle slighlty larger by shaving the ragged fabric on the inside walls."

"Your new title is spelled just like the old one but it's pronounved totally differently."

"ZZZZZ"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ASOK, I DECIDED TO GIVE YOU A SLIGHT PROMOTION!

GASP!

A SLIGHT PROMOTION!

THE PAY WILL BE THE SAME BUT YOU CAN MAKE YOUR CUBICLE SLIGHTLY LARGER BY SHAVING THE RAGGED FABRIC ON THE INSIDE WALLS.

YOUR NEW TITLE IS SPELLED JUST LIKE THE OLD ONE BUT IT'S PRONOUNCED TOTALLY DIFFERENTLY.

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collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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