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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th April 2005

Dilbert//5857, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 28th April 2005


Tags

technical glitch humble condescending engineer teach you to ask drinking beer study english sorry


Official transcript

Oh No. It's a technical glitch that I don't know how to fix. "GAA! NOw I must humble myself to some condescending engineer and ask for help!"

"And how did I teach you to ask?"

"I'm sorry that I spent my college years drinking beer and studying English literature."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

OH NO. IT'S A TECHNICAL GLITCH THAT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIX.

GAA! NOW I MUST HUMBLE MYSELF TO SOME CONDESCENDING ENGINEER AND ASK FOR HELP!

AND HOW DID I TEACH YOU TO ASK?

I'M SORRY THAT I SPENT MY COLLEGE YEARS DRINKING BEER AND STUDYING ENGLISH LITERATURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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