Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th May 2005

Dilbert//5872, first published 21 years ago on Friday 13th May 2005

Tags

new guy punch back stress hump karate chop

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - New guy with a stress hump

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NEW GUY HEY, NEW GUY, THAT'S QUITE A STRESS HUMP YOU HAVE THERE.

MAYBE I CAN FIX IT.

YAAA!!

WOW!!

IT'S GONE!

DOES THAT ALWAYS WORK?

I DUNNO.

BE HONEST, I JUST WANTED TO PUNCH IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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