Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th May 2005

Dilbert//5873, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 14th May 2005

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stress hump goes away all in mind

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - New guy with a stress hump

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COULD I HAVE A FEW DAYS OFF TO SEE IF MY STRESS HUMP GOES AWAY?

STRESS IS ALL IN YOUR MIND. I SHOULD FIRE YOU AND YOUR HUMP RIGHT NOW FOR EVEN ASKING!

JUST BECAUSE HE SAID NO?

IT WAS THE WAY HE SAID IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stress Hump"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with black hair, wearing a green shirt and yellow tie. He approaches his boss, who is seated in a purple chair, and asks if he can have a few days off to address his stress hump.

The boss responds by firing Dilbert, stating that he should fire him and his hump right now for even asking. Dilbert is taken aback, pointing out that this is the way his boss said it.

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of workplace stress and the sometimes illogical nature of management decisions.

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