Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 14th May 2005

Dilbert//5873, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 14th May 2005

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stress hump goes away all in mind

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - New guy with a stress hump

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COULD I HAVE A FEW DAYS OFF TO SEE IF MY STRESS HUMP GOES AWAY?

STRESS IS ALL IN YOUR MIND. I SHOULD FIRE YOU AND YOUR HUMP RIGHT NOW FOR EVEN ASKING!

JUST BECAUSE HE SAID NO?

IT WAS THE WAY HE SAID IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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