Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th May 2005

Dilbert//5876, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 17th May 2005

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Official transcript

My new SUV uses owls for fuel. It seemed like a good idea but now I can't find enough owls. "You'll have to start your own owls."

"That's what I figured."

"You said there would be rodents."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEW SUV USES OWLS FOR FUEL. IT SEEMED LIKE A GOOD IDEA BUT NOW I CAN'T FIND ENOUGH OWLS.

YOU'LL HAVE TO START BREEDING YOUR OWN OWLS.

THAT'S WHAT I FIGURED.

THE HILARIOUS CONCLUSION TO THIS COMIC HAS BEEN DEEMED OFFENSIVE. IF YOU MUST KNOW HOW IT ENDS, GO TO DILBERT.COM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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