Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th May 2005

Dilbert//5875, first published 21 years ago on Monday 16th May 2005

Tags

practical vehicle environement 40 tons owls for fuel

Official transcript

SALE "I'm looking for a practical vehicle that's also good for the environment."

"I recommend the envirocrusher-4. It weights 40 tons and it uses owls for fuel."

"Where I would I get that many owls?"

"The engine noise stuns the. You just them up off the ground."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M LOOKING FOR A PRACTICAL VEHICLE THAT'S ALSO GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT SALE I RECOMMEND THE ENVIROCRUSHER-4.

IT WEIGHS 40 TONS AND IT USES OWLS FOR FUEL.

WHERE WOULD I GET THAT MANY OWLS?

THE ENGINE NOISE STUNS THEM. YOU JUST PICK THEM UP OFF THE GROUND.

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