Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th May 2005
Dilbert//5875, first published 21 years ago on Monday 16th May 2005
Tags
practical vehicle environement 40 tons owls for fuel
Official transcript
SALE "I'm looking for a practical vehicle that's also good for the environment."
"I recommend the envirocrusher-4. It weights 40 tons and it uses owls for fuel."
"Where I would I get that many owls?"
"The engine noise stuns the. You just them up off the ground."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I'M LOOKING FOR A PRACTICAL VEHICLE THAT'S ALSO GOOD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT SALE I RECOMMEND THE ENVIROCRUSHER-4.
IT WEIGHS 40 TONS AND IT USES OWLS FOR FUEL.
WHERE WOULD I GET THAT MANY OWLS?
THE ENGINE NOISE STUNS THEM. YOU JUST PICK THEM UP OFF THE GROUND.
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AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Envirocrusher-4"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a bald head and a distinctive hairstyle, engaging in a conversation with a car salesman. Dilbert is searching for an environmentally friendly vehicle and is drawn to a practical, eco-friendly car that is also good for the environment. However, the salesman recommends the Envirocrusher-4, a massive vehicle that weighs 40 tons and uses owls for fuel.
Dilbert is skeptical of the Envirocrusher-4's environmental benefits and asks where he would get the owls to fuel it. The salesman responds that the engine noise stuns the owls, allowing him to simply pick them up off the ground.
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of an environmentally friendly vehicle that relies on owls for fuel, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. It also showcases Dilbert's dry wit and skepticism, as well as the salesman's willingness to make outlandish claims to sell a product.
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