Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd May 2005

Dilbert//5882, first published 21 years ago on Monday 23rd May 2005

Tags

medical procedure attractive to opposite sex remove body part sounds painful

Official transcript

There's a medical procedure that will make you more attractive to the opposite sex. "The doctors would remove part of your body and replace them with the parts from an attractive guy."

"It sounds painful."

"Not if you do it all at once."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A MEDICAL PROCEDURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX THE DOCTORS WOULD REMOVE EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY AND REPLACE THEM WITH THE PARTS FROM AN ATTRACTIVE GUY.

IT SOUNDS PAINFUL.

NOT IF YOU DO IT ALL AT ONCE.

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