Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd May 2005

Dilbert//5882, first published 21 years ago on Monday 23rd May 2005

Tags

medical procedure attractive to opposite sex remove body part sounds painful

Official transcript

There's a medical procedure that will make you more attractive to the opposite sex. "The doctors would remove part of your body and replace them with the parts from an attractive guy."

"It sounds painful."

"Not if you do it all at once."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A MEDICAL PROCEDURE THAT WILL MAKE YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE TO THE OPPOSITE SEX THE DOCTORS WOULD REMOVE EVERY PART OF YOUR BODY AND REPLACE THEM WITH THE PARTS FROM AN ATTRACTIVE GUY.

IT SOUNDS PAINFUL.

NOT IF YOU DO IT ALL AT ONCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Attractive Guy"

Summary:

• A man seeks a medical procedure to make himself more attractive to the opposite sex.
• The doctor explains that the procedure involves removing every part of his body and replacing them with parts from an attractive guy.
• The man is initially hesitant but eventually agrees to undergo the procedure.
• However, the doctor warns him that it will be painful and may not be successful.
• The man is undeterred and decides to go through with the procedure, despite the risks.
• The comic strip ends with the man lying on a table, ready to undergo the procedure, while the doctor looks on with a mixture of concern and amusement.

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