Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th May 2005

Dilbert//5883, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 24th May 2005

Tags

evil director human resources help balancing personal life no love sound sunhealthy pill crybaby business

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert tries to find work-life balance

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

I NEED HELP BALANCING MY CAREER WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE.

I RECOMMEND A BOOK CALLED "NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU." IT'LL CRUSH YOUR HOPE FOR A PERSONAL LIFE AND FREE UP MORE TIME FOR WORK.

THAT SOUNDS UNHEALTHY.

TAKE A PILL, CRYBABY.

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