Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th May 2005

Dilbert//5883, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 24th May 2005

Tags

evil director human resources help balancing personal life no love sound sunhealthy pill crybaby business

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert tries to find work-life balance

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

I NEED HELP BALANCING MY CAREER WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE.

I RECOMMEND A BOOK CALLED "NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU." IT'LL CRUSH YOUR HOPE FOR A PERSONAL LIFE AND FREE UP MORE TIME FOR WORK.

THAT SOUNDS UNHEALTHY.

TAKE A PILL, CRYBABY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Catbert's Book Recommendation"

Summary:

• Catbert, the evil director of human resources, is depicted in a comic strip.
• He is shown recommending a book to an employee, stating that it will help balance their career with personal life.
• The book is titled "No One Will Ever Love You" and promises to crush hope for a personal life and free up more time for work.
• The employee is skeptical and asks if the book is unhealthy, to which Catbert responds by saying to take a pill, crybaby.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a self-help book that promises to improve one's life but ultimately has a negative impact.

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