Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th May 2005

Dilbert//5883, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 24th May 2005

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evil director human resources help balancing personal life no love sound sunhealthy pill crybaby business

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert tries to find work-life balance

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

I NEED HELP BALANCING MY CAREER WITH MY PERSONAL LIFE.

I RECOMMEND A BOOK CALLED "NO ONE WILL EVER LOVE YOU." IT'LL CRUSH YOUR HOPE FOR A PERSONAL LIFE AND FREE UP MORE TIME FOR WORK.

THAT SOUNDS UNHEALTHY.

TAKE A PILL, CRYBABY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is 'Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources'.

Panel 1 The comic strip features a conversation between Catbert, the evil director of human resources, and a red cat sitting on a desk. Catbert asks the red cat, "I need help balancing my career with my personal life." The red cat responds, "I recommend a book called 'No One Will Ever Love You.' It'll crush your hope for a personal life and free up more time for work."

Panel 2 Catbert is shown reading the book, with a look of disgust on his face. He exclaims, "That sounds unhealthy." The red cat replies, "Take a pill, crybaby."

Panel 3 The comic strip concludes with Catbert looking unimpressed, while the red cat sits on the desk, seemingly satisfied with his recommendation.

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