Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th May 2005

Dilbert//5888, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 29th May 2005

Tags

automated task three hours resourceful lazy character flaw compaliner quitter

Official transcript

"Can I show you something that I'm proud of?"

"I austomated a task that used to take me three hours."

"Well, well, well. Isn't that just like you?"

"Resourceful?"

"Lazy."

"Did you ust turn my brilliant accomplishment into a character flaw?"

"Complainer."

"Let's just forget the whole thing."

"Quitter."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I SHOW YOU SOMETHING THAT I'M PROUD OF?

I AUTOMATED A TASK THAT USED TO TAKE ME THREE HOURS. WELL, WELL, WELL.

ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE YOU?

RESOURCEFUL?

DID YOU JUST TURN MY BRILLIANT ACCOMPLISHMENT INTO A CHARACTER FLAW?

COMPLAINER.

LET'S JUST FORGET THE WHOLE THING.

LAZY.

QUITTER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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