Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th May 2005

Dilbert//5887, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 28th May 2005

Tags

tech support bad computer designed to be slower unrelaible defragment disk drive

Official transcript

"Dogbert's Tech Support "You have a bad case of computer rot."

"Your computer is designed to become slower and more unreliable over time so you have to upgrade."

"But if you'd like some false hope, I can tell you to defragment your disk drive."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT YOU HAVE A BAD CASE OF COMPUTER ROT.

YOUR COMPUTER IS DESIGNED TO BECOME SLOWER AND MORE UNRELIABLE OVER TIME SO YOU HAVE TO UPGRADE.

BUT IF YOUD LIKE SOME FALSE HOPE, I CAN TELL YOU HOW TO DEFRAGMENT YOUR DISK DRIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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