Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 15th June 2005

Dilbert//5905, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 15th June 2005

Tags

paying for consulting no recommendations feel secure shaping strategies hate you feel good

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert consulting and blabbery

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KEEP PAYING YOU FOR CONSULTING, BUT YOU NEVER MAKE ANY RECOMMENDATIONS.

IM WHAT YOU CALL A "FEEL GOOD." MY JOB IS TO MAKE YOU FEEL SECURE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT SOMEONE BRILLIANT IS SHAPING YOUR STRATEGIES.

THIS IS WEIRD; I HATE YOU, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I FEEL GOOD.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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