Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th June 2005

Dilbert//5906, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 16th June 2005

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dogbert consultsincentivize the resources grow bandwidth end state vision kimono consult and blabbery core competencies brain dump

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert consulting and blabbery

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS INCENTIVIZE THE RESOURCES TO GROW THEIR BANDWIDTH TO YOUR END-STATE VISION DON'T OPEN THE KIMONO UNTIL YOU PING THE CHANGE AGENT FOR A BRAIN DUMP AND DRILL DOWN TO YOUR CORE COMPETENCIES.

CONFUSED LOOK... HUGE INVOICE... THIS MAN IS A VICTIM OF CONSULT AND BLABBERY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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