Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 16th June 2005

Dilbert//5906, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 16th June 2005

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dogbert consultsincentivize the resources grow bandwidth end state vision kimono consult and blabbery core competencies brain dump

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert consulting and blabbery

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS INCENTIVIZE THE RESOURCES TO GROW THEIR BANDWIDTH TO YOUR END-STATE VISION DON'T OPEN THE KIMONO UNTIL YOU PING THE CHANGE AGENT FOR A BRAIN DUMP AND DRILL DOWN TO YOUR CORE COMPETENCIES.

CONFUSED LOOK... HUGE INVOICE... THIS MAN IS A VICTIM OF CONSULT AND BLABBERY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Dogbert Consults"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features Dogbert, a white dog with a distinctive appearance, as he consults with a client. The client is depicted as a bald man with a large head, who is seeking to incentivize his resources to grow their bandwidth to his end-state vision.

Key Panels:

• Panel 1: Dogbert is shown standing in front of the client, with a speech bubble containing his advice: "Incentivize the resources to grow their bandwidth to your end-state vision."
• Panel 2: The client is shown looking puzzled, with a speech bubble containing his response: "Don't open the kimono until you ping the change agent for a brain dump and drill down to your core competencies."
• Panel 3: A police officer is shown questioning the client, with a speech bubble containing the officer's words: "Confused look... huge invoice... this man is a victim of consult and blabbery."

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the use of corporate jargon and the absurdity of consulting services. Dogbert's advice is rendered meaningless by the client's response, which is itself a jumbled mix of buzzwords and clichés. The final panel adds to the humor, with the police officer's deadpan reaction to the client's situation.

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