Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th June 2005

Dilbert//5908, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 18th June 2005

Tags

core values integrity value honesty excellence inherent conflicts fund na dpassionate all of them hygiene

Official transcript

"Our core values are service, intergrity, respect, teamwork, responsibility, trust, diversity, value, honesty, fun, passion, fairness and excellence."

"How should we deal with the inherent conflicts? I mean, what if I want to be irresponsible in a fun and passionate way?"

"You have to do all of them."

"I notice that hygiene didn't make the list."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CORE VALUES ARE SERVICE, INTEGRITY, RESPECT, TEAMWORK, RESPONSIBILITY, TRUST, DIVERSITY, VALUE, HONESTY, FUN, PASSION, FAIRNESS AND EXCELLENCE.

HOW SHOULD WE DEAL WITH THE INHERENT CONFLICTS? I MEAN, WHAT IF I WANT TO BE IRRESPONSIBLE IN A FUN AND PASSIONATE WAY?

YOU HAVE TO DO ALL OF THEM I NOTICE THAT HYGIENE DIDN'T MAKE THE LIST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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