Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th June 2005

Dilbert//5909, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 19th June 2005

Tags

right away three weeks deadline soar with eagles motivational poster over weekend cell phone sail boat

Official transcript

"This needs to be done right away."

"according to the date, you've had this on your desk for three weeks."

"Now I'll have to work all weekend to finish it by the deadline!"

"Sometimes you have to soar with the eagles."

"Gaaa!! You're reading that from the motivational poster behind me!"

"If I have any questions about this. Can I call you over the weekend?"

"My cell phone doesn't work when I'm on my sixty foot, luxury sailboat."

"Ay-yiyi-yi-yi!!!"

"Hey, If you can't take the heat, get out of the...uh...kitchen."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE RIGHT AWAY.

ACCORDING TO THE DATE, YOU'VE HAD THIS ON YOUR DESK FOR THREE WEEKS.

NOW I'LL HAVE TO WORK ALL WEEKEND TO FINISH IT BY THE DEADLINE!

SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SOAR WITH THE EAGLES.

GAAA!!! YOU'RE READING THAT FROM THE MOTIVATIONAL POSTER BEHIND ME!

IF I HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THIS, CAN I CALL YOU OVER THE WEEKEND?

MY CELL PHONE DOESN'T WORK WHEN I'M ON MY SIXTY- FOOT, LUXURY SAILBOAT.

AY-YI- YI-YI- YI!!!

HEY, IF YOU CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT, GET OUT OF THE ... UH...

KITCHEN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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