Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th June 2005

Dilbert//5910, first published 21 years ago on Monday 20th June 2005

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bungee jump ceo dogcart consults reckless adventurer volcano worst performer

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Replacing the CEO

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOUR CEO IS THE WORST PERFORMER IN THE ENTIRE FORTUNE 500.

YOUR BEST BET IS TO CONVINCE HIM TO BECOME A RECKLESS ADVENTURER.

TELL ME AGAIN WHY I'D WANT TO BUNGEE JUMP INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO?

BECAUSE YOU CAN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Bungee Jumping CEO"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character, as the CEO of a company. In a meeting with his employees, Dogbert announces that he is the worst performer in the entire Fortune 500 and that his best bet is to convince him to become a reckless adventurer. He then reveals that he wants to bungee jump into an active volcano, citing the opportunity to "because you can!" as his reason.

The employees are shocked and concerned by Dogbert's proposal, but he remains determined to pursue his plan. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a CEO being reckless and irresponsible, while also highlighting the absurdity of the situation. Overall, the strip is a humorous commentary on the nature of leadership and the importance of responsible decision-making.

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