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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th June 2005

Dilbert//5910, first published 21 years ago on Monday 20th June 2005


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bungee jump ceo dogcart consults reckless adventurer volcano worst performer


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Replacing the CEO

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOUR CEO IS THE WORST PERFORMER IN THE ENTIRE FORTUNE 500.

YOUR BEST BET IS TO CONVINCE HIM TO BECOME A RECKLESS ADVENTURER.

TELL ME AGAIN WHY I'D WANT TO BUNGEE JUMP INTO AN ACTIVE VOLCANO?

BECAUSE YOU CAN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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