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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd June 2005

Dilbert//5912, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 22nd June 2005


Tags

underperforming ;i've volcano problem solved underperformed pumiced evil yet amusing


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Replacing the CEO

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR CEO WAS UNDERPERFORMING, SO I CONVINCED HIM TO BUNGEE JUMP INTO A LIVE VOLCANO.

PROBLEM SOLVED.

WELL, HE UNDERPERFORMED AND HE GOT PUNISHED.

PUMICED, ACTUALLY.

EVIL, YET AMUSING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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