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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd June 2005

Dilbert//5913, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 23rd June 2005


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ceo buzz hire a big name reputation toughness


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Replacing the CEO

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S EXECUTIVE SEARCH FIRM YOU NEED TO HIRE A BIG NAME CEO TO GET SOME BUZZ.

YOU WANT SOMEONE WITH A REPUTATION FOR TOUGHNESS, WHO KNOWS HOW TO GET THE MOST OUT OF PEOPLE.

COME BACK LATER.

I'M STILL GETTING THE MOST OUT OF THIS ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The CEO Search"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a scene where Dogbert, the executive search firm, is tasked with finding a CEO for a company. The company's representative explains that they need someone with a "reputation for toughness, who knows how to get the most out of people." Dogbert responds by saying that he has just the person in mind and brings in a man who is clearly not suitable for the role. The man is described as being "still getting the most out of this one," implying that he is still trying to extract value from something or someone, but in a negative way. The company's representative is shocked and asks Dogbert if he is serious, to which Dogbert replies that he is indeed serious. The comic strip ends with the company's representative walking away, seemingly unimpressed with Dogbert's choice.

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