Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th June 2005

Dilbert//5915, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 25th June 2005

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ceo major corproation dream risk taker achieves goal

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Replacing the CEO

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S EXECUTIVE SEARCH FIRM RATBERT, WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE CEO OF A MAJOR CORPORATION?

THAT HAD ALWAYS BEEN MY DREAM..

UNTIL I FOUND THIS EXTENSION CORD TO GNAW ON. NOW IM COMMITTED TO SEEING IT THROUGH.

HE'S A RISK-TAKER WHO WONT STOP UNTIL HE ACHIEVES HIS GOAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Dogbert's Executive Search Firm"

Summary:

This comic strip features Dogbert, a cynical and manipulative character from the Dilbert series, as the CEO of an executive search firm. The strip consists of three panels:

Panel 1: Ratbert, a mouse, approaches Dogbert with a request to be considered for the position of CEO of a major corporation. Dogbert, seated behind a desk, responds with a sarcastic remark, implying that Ratbert lacks the necessary qualifications for the role.

Panel 2: Dogbert reveals that he has been searching for the perfect candidate for the CEO position for years, but has yet to find someone who meets his standards. He expresses his commitment to finding the right person, despite the challenges he has faced.

Panel 3: Dogbert announces that he has finally found the ideal candidate - himself. He claims to be a risk-taker who won't stop until he achieves his goal, and confidently asserts that he is the best person for the job. The other characters in the office appear skeptical of Dogbert's self-proclaimed qualifications.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the cutthroat nature of corporate culture and the lengths to which individuals will go to advance their careers. It also highlights Dogbert's cunning and ambition, as he seeks to exploit his position of power for personal gain.

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