Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th June 2005

Dilbert//5914, first published 21 years ago on Friday 24th June 2005

Tags

100 million dental plan not effective major corporation

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Replacing the CEO

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBER T'S EXECUTIVE SEARCH FIRM HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE THE CEO OF A MAJOR CORPORATION?

YOU'D BE PAID #100 MILLION PER YEAR JUST FOR SHOWING UP.

ID HAVE TO SEE THE DENTAL PLAN.

HE'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE DURING THE DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "CEO of a Major Corporation"

Summary:

• A man is interviewed for the position of CEO of a major corporation.
• The interviewer asks how he would like to be paid.
• The man responds that he would like to be paid $100 million per year just for showing up.
• The interviewer is unimpressed and asks if he has a dental plan.
• The man responds that he is not very effective during the day.
• The interviewer is unconvinced and ends the interview.

Key Points:

• The man's response to the interviewer's question about salary is unusual and may be seen as unprofessional.
• The interviewer's skepticism about the man's effectiveness during the day may be due to his lack of a dental plan.
• The comic strip suggests that the man may not be a strong candidate for the CEO position.

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