Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th June 2005

Dilbert//5917, first published 21 years ago on Monday 27th June 2005

Tags

ceo limo miss pennington harold rat bert surgery medical

Official transcript

Ratbert the CEO "Miss Pennington, have my driver fetch the limo."

"My name isn't Miss Pennington. It's Harold."

"And?"

"Um...and...I'll have it legally changed to Miss Pennington so you won't br wrong."

"Plus the surgery."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT THE CEO MISS PENNINGTON, HAVE MY DRIVER FETCH THE LIMO.

MY NAME ISN'T MISS PENNINGTON.

IT'S HAROLD.

AND?

UM.

. AND. .. I'LL HAVE IT LEGALLY CHANGED TO MISS PENNINGTON SO YOU WON'T BE WRONG.

PLUS THE SURGERY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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