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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th June 2005

Dilbert//5918, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 28th June 2005


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being ceo made smarter capital of japan mitubishi genius


Official transcript

The best part about being CEO is that it made me smarter. Watch this. "The capital of Japan is Mitsubishi."

"That's right! You're a genius!"

"Yesterday I would have said nine."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING CEO IS THAT IT MADE ME SMARTER.

WATCH THIS.

THE CAPITAL OF JAPAN IS MITSUBISHI.

THAT'S RIGHT!

YOU'RE A GENIUS!

YESTERDAY I WOULD HAVE SAID NINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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