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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th June 2005

Dilbert//5918, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 28th June 2005


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being ceo made smarter capital of japan mitubishi genius


Official transcript

The best part about being CEO is that it made me smarter. Watch this. "The capital of Japan is Mitsubishi."

"That's right! You're a genius!"

"Yesterday I would have said nine."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BEST PART ABOUT BEING CEO IS THAT IT MADE ME SMARTER.

WATCH THIS.

THE CAPITAL OF JAPAN IS MITSUBISHI.

THAT'S RIGHT!

YOU'RE A GENIUS!

YESTERDAY I WOULD HAVE SAID NINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Capital of Japan"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a black shirt and red tie, sitting at a conference table. He is surrounded by other businesspeople, including a woman with long hair and a man with a mustache. The conversation revolves around the capital of Japan, with one person claiming it is Tokyo and another arguing that it is actually Mitsubishi. Dilbert intervenes, pointing out that Mitsubishi is a company, not a city. The other businesspeople are shown to be incompetent and uninformed, with one person admitting to having said "nine" instead of "nine billion" in a previous conversation. The comic strip pokes fun at the ignorance and arrogance of corporate executives, highlighting the absurdity of their claims and the lack of knowledge among those in positions of power.

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