Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th June 2005

Dilbert//5920, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 30th June 2005

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board meeting dipping employees varnish voted to fire you 100 million 1 million year

Official transcript

Ratbert the CEO "The board has learned that you've been dipping employees in varnish and using them as office furniture."

"We voted to fire you. Your severence package includes $100 million, the corporate jet, perpetual benefits and a salary of $1 million per year."

"Bu-ya!"

"He's taking it well."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT THE CEO THE BOARD HAS LEARNED THAT YOUVE BEEN DIPPING EMPLOYEES IN VARNISH AND USING THEM AS OFFICE FURNITURE.

WE VOTED TO FIRE YOU. YOUR SEVERANCE PACKAGE INCLUDES $100 MILLION, THE CORPORATE JET, PERPETUAL BENEFITS AND A SALARY OF #1 MILLION PER YEAR.

BUYA!

HE'S TAKING IT WELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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