Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th June 2005

Dilbert//5919, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 29th June 2005

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losing empathy ceo two days decorating office more important healthcare varnished desk

Official transcript

"Ratbert the CEO "I've only been CEO for two days and already I"m losing my empathy."

"For example, I'm pretty sure that decorating my office is more important than your healthcare."

"Which reminds me I plan to have varnished and used as my desk."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RATBERT THE CEO IVE ONLY BEEN CEO FOR TWO DAYS AND ALREADY I'M LOSING MY EMPATHY.

FOR EXAMPLE, IM PRETTY SURE THAT DECORATING MY OFFICE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR HEALTHCARE.

WHICH REMINDS ME: I PLAN TO HAVE YOU VARNISHED AND USED AS MY DESK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Ratbert the CEO"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Ratbert, a rat, as the CEO of a company.
• Ratbert has been CEO for only two days and is already losing his empathy.
• He is shown to be more concerned with decorating his office than with the healthcare of his employees.
• The strip ends with Ratbert planning to have his employees varnished and used as his desk.

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