Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th July 2005

Dilbert//5932, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 12th July 2005

Tags

don't sit by popel full flight suitcase overhead comaprtment bin scotch over

Official transcript

"Your seat is next to mine, but I don't like to sit by people."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR SEAT IS NEXT TO MINE, BUT I DON'T LIKE TO SIT BY PEOPLE IT'S A FULL FLIGHT, SO I DON'T SEE HOW I COULD.

.. OH DEAR.

NO, I WILL NOT "SCOOCH OVER." NEWS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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