Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th July 2005

Dilbert//5933, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 13th July 2005

Tags

wake up call ^am bellmen head of bed blind maids pants manager five star hotel

Official transcript

"Five-Star Hotel"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FIVE-STAR HOTEL ID LIKE A WAKE-UP CALL AT 6 A.M. AND A SECOND ONE AT 6:15.

2000 THEN I'D LIKE A TEAM OF BELLMEN TO LIFT THE HEAD OF THE BED WHILE BLIND MAIDS HOLD MY PANTS SO I CAN SLIDE INTO THEM WHY YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM A MANAGER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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