Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th July 2005

Dilbert//5934, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 14th July 2005

Tags

schedule message breakfast breakfast guy

Official transcript

"Five-Star Hotel"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FIVE-STAR HOTEL I'D LIKE TO ORDER BREAKFAST AND SCHEDULE A MASSAGE.

MMM... A NICE MASSAGE AND THEN BREAKFAST.

WELL, I WOULD "GET RUBBIN," BUT I'M ONLY THE BREAKFAST GUY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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