Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th July 2005

Dilbert//5937, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 17th July 2005

Tags

wrong budget no probelms unrealitic failure deceptive forecstas believe the lie deception optimism few hours perfect budget

Official transcript

"This budget would only work if the project encountered no problems whatsoever."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS BUDGET WOULD ONLY WORK IF THE PROJECT ENCOUNTERED NO PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER.

ALL PROJECTS HAVE UNEXPECTED PROBLEMS.

THEREFORE, THIS BUDGET IS ALMOST CERTAINLY WRONG.

LEADERS DO NOT PLAN FOR FAILURE.

DO LEADERS MAKE DECEPTIVE FORECASTS AND LATER ACT SHOCKED WHEN THINGS DON'T WORK OUT?

A LEADER FIRST MAKES HIMSELF BELIEVE THE LIE, THUS TURNING DECEPTION INTO AN INSPIRING FORM OF OPTIMISM. OBSERVE.

GAAA!!!

BELIEVE!

BELIEVE!

THE SWELLING WILL GO DOWN IN A FEW HOURS. THEN WELL HAVE A PERFECT BUDGET.

WHAT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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