Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th July 2005

Dilbert//5938, first published 21 years ago on Monday 18th July 2005

Tags

cell phone network illegal compnent bribe nuclear weapon add flavor

Official transcript

"Your bid to build our cell phone network is the lowest by far."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOUR BID TO BUILD OUR CELL PHONE NETWORK IS THE LOWEST BY FAR.

BUT I'D FEEL MORE COMFOR TABLE IF IT HAD AN ILLEGAL COMPONENT.

LIKE A BRIBE? OR HELPING YOU BUILD A NUCLEAR WEAPON?

YES, JUST SOMETHING TO ADD FLAVOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Bribing the Boss"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and criticism of corporate culture.
• In this strip, Dilbert is shown trying to bribe his boss with a bribe, disguised as a "nuclear weapon" to add flavor to his coffee.
• The boss is depicted as being oblivious to the bribe and instead asks if it's something to add flavor to his coffee.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea of bribery in the workplace and the absurdity of trying to bribe someone with a nuclear weapon.
• The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the corporate culture and the lengths people will go to get what they want.

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