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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th July 2005

Dilbert//5938, first published 21 years ago on Monday 18th July 2005


Tags

cell phone network illegal compnent bribe nuclear weapon add flavor


Official transcript

"Your bid to build our cell phone network is the lowest by far."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOUR BID TO BUILD OUR CELL PHONE NETWORK IS THE LOWEST BY FAR.

BUT I'D FEEL MORE COMFOR TABLE IF IT HAD AN ILLEGAL COMPONENT.

LIKE A BRIBE? OR HELPING YOU BUILD A NUCLEAR WEAPON?

YES, JUST SOMETHING TO ADD FLAVOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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