Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st July 2005

Dilbert//5941, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 21st July 2005

Tags

elbonia bid nuclear war head plans internet few things modified ginat toaster enriched bread technology

Official transcript

"We won the Elbonia bid, but I had to promise we'd give them plans to build a nuclear warhead."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE WON THE ELBONIA BID, BUT I HAD TO PROMISE WE'D GIVE THEM PLANS TO BUILD A NUCLEAR WARHEAD.

DONT WORRY. I GOT THE PLANS OFF THE INTERNET AND I MODIFIED A FEW THINGS NOW ALL WE NEED IS SOME HIGHLY ENRICHED BREAD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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