Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th July 2005

Dilbert//5940, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 20th July 2005

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Official transcript

The Elbonians won't do business with my company unless we bribe them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE ELBONIANS WON'T DO BUSINESS WITH MY COMPANY UNLESS WE BRIBE THEM.

OFFER TO GIVE THEM PLANS FOR BUILDING A NUCLEAR WEAPON.

THEN GIVE THEM PLANS TO BUILD MICROWAVE OVENS INSTEAD.

WOULD THAT WORK?

WHY DO YOU THINK OUR GARAGE IS FULL OF PERSIAN RUGS?

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