Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th July 2005

Dilbert//5947, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 27th July 2005

Tags

forgetting things hospital odctors exam room monkeys brain replace brain medical

Official transcript

"I keep forgetting where I put things."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KEEP FORGETTING WHERE I PUT THINGS.

THE PROBLEM IS THAT YOU'RE STUPID I RECOMMEND REPLACING YOUR BRAIN WITH A MONKEY BRAIN.

WILL THAT HELP?

NO, I JUST HATE MONKEYS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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