Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th July 2005

Dilbert//5948, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 28th July 2005

Tags

absent monded cauliflower replace brain specialist untested worth a cahnce

Official transcript

"I'm referring you to a specialist who can treat your absent-mindedness."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM REFERRING YOU TO A SPECIALIST WHO CAN TREAT YOUR ABSENTMINDEDNESS.

HIS METHOD IS UNTESTED, BUT I THINK IT'S WORTH A CHANCE.

YOULL REPLACE MY BRAIN WITH A CAULIFLOWER?

THEY'RE JUST LIKE BRAINS, BUT MUCH CHEAPER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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