Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd August 2005

Dilbert//5953, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 2nd August 2005

Tags

mordac preventer of information screen saver modified seconds of inactivity head bobbing bird

Official transcript

"I am Mordac, the preventer of information technology. I have modified your screensaver security to lock up after two seconds of inactivity."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY. I HAVE MODIFIED YOUR SCREENSAVER SECURITY TO LOCK UP AFTER TWO SECONDS OF INACTIVITY.

HA HA! UNLESS YOU TOUCH THE KEYBOARD EVERY TWO SECONDS YOU WILL BE FORCED TO LOGIN AGAIN!

DANG YOUR PERPETUALLY MOVING HEAD-BOBBING BIRD! GAAA!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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