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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st August 2005

Dilbert//5952, first published 21 years ago on Monday 1st August 2005


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da vinci code excluding parts information etchnology mordac preventor


Official transcript

"I am Mordac, the preventer of information technology, and I have assigned you a new password."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I AM MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY, AND 1 HAVE ASSIGNED YOU A NEW PASSWORD.

WHAT PIS IT?

CLICK CLICK IT'S THE FULL TEXT OF "THE DA VINCI CODE," EXCLUDING THE PARTS I DON'T BELIEVE.

IM NOT TOUCHING YOU.

STUPID SCENERY DESCRIP TIONS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Da Vinci Code"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and frustration with technology. In this strip, he is tasked with creating a new password for the "Preventer of Information Technology" (Mordac), who is obsessed with the Da Vinci Code.

  • Dilbert is asked to create a new password for Mordac.
  • He suggests using the full text of "The Da Vinci Code" excluding the parts he doesn't believe.
  • Mordac rejects this suggestion, stating that it's not a good idea to use a password that's too long or too complex.
  • Dilbert responds with sarcasm, saying that he's not touching him and that the password is "stupid scenery descriptions".

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the absurdity of password requirements and the frustration that can come with trying to create a secure and memorable password.

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