Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th August 2005

Dilbert//5955, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 4th August 2005

Tags

police action neotaiotor evaluation form surrender

Official transcript

Police Negotiator "SURRENDER NOW AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!!!"

"Here he comes."

BAM BAM BAM "I'll leave an evaluation form. Please let us know how we're doing."

"Done deal."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

POLICE NEGOTIATOR SURRENDER NOW AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!!!

HERE HE COMES.

BAM BAM BAIr I'LL LEAVE AN EVALUATION FORM.

PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW WERE DOING!

DONE - DEAL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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