Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th August 2005
Dilbert//5955, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 4th August 2005
Tags
police action neotaiotor evaluation form surrender
Official transcript
Police Negotiator "SURRENDER NOW AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!!!"
"Here he comes."
BAM BAM BAM "I'll leave an evaluation form. Please let us know how we're doing."
"Done deal."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
POLICE NEGOTIATOR SURRENDER NOW AND YOU WON'T GET HURT!!!
HERE HE COMES.
BAM BAM BAIr I'LL LEAVE AN EVALUATION FORM.
PLEASE LET US KNOW HOW WERE DOING!
DONE - DEAL.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Evaluation Time"
Summary:
The comic strip, originally published in a newspaper, features a police negotiator attempting to defuse a tense situation involving a dog and a car. The sequence of events unfolds as follows:
- A police negotiator arrives at the scene, where a dog is standing on top of a red car with its front paws on the windshield and back paws on the hood.
- The dog appears to be in a threatening position, with the police negotiator attempting to calm it down.
- The police negotiator holds up a sign that reads, "Surrender now and you won't get hurt!!!" in an attempt to persuade the dog to surrender.
- The dog responds by barking "Bam Bam Bam" and refusing to comply.
- The police negotiator then pulls out an evaluation form and asks the dog to fill it out, saying, "I'll leave an evaluation form. Please let us know how we're doing!"
- The dog complies, and the police negotiator is satisfied with the outcome.
Overall, the comic strip humorously depicts a lighthearted and absurd scenario, poking fun at the idea of a police negotiator using an evaluation form to resolve a tense situation.
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