Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th August 2005

Dilbert//5956, first published 21 years ago on Friday 5th August 2005

Tags

accomplishments iso 9000 sei policies new policy comply head spin imagination pretending to work

Official transcript

"My accomplishments this month include complying with our ISO 9000, Sarbanes-Oxley and SEI-5 policies."

"And if you make a new policy, I will comply with it so fast it will make your head spin!"

"Is it my imagination or is pretending to work getting easier?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS MONTH INCLUDE COMPLYING WITH OUR 150 9000, SARBANES- OXLEY AND SEI-5 POLICIES.

AND IF YOU MAKE A NEW POLICY, I WILL COMPLY WITH IT SO FAST IT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN!

1S IT MY IMAGINATION OR IS PRETENDING TO WORK GETTING EASIER?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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