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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 12th August 2005

Dilbert//5963, first published 21 years ago on Friday 12th August 2005


Tags

phishing new hobby fake banking emails gullible executives financial information steal password social security card


Official transcript

"I have a new hobby. It's called phishing."

"I send fake banking e-mails to gullible executives. Then I find out their financial information and use it to steal the money they don't deserve."

Dear Customer, This is your bank. We forgot your social security number and password. Why don't you send them to us so we can protect your money. Sincerely, I. B. Banker "Looks legit."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HAVE A NEW HOBBY.

IT'S CALLED PHISHING.

I SEND FAKE BANKING EMAILS TO GULLIBLE EXECUTIVES. THEN I FIND OUT THEIR FINANCIAL INFORMATION AND USE IT TO STEAL THE MONEY THEY DON'T DESERVE.

Dear Customer.

This is your bank. We forgot your social security number and password.

Why don't you send them to us so we can protect your money.

Sincerely, LOOKS LEGIT.

1. B. Banker

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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