Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th August 2005

Dilbert//5964, first published 21 years ago on Saturday 13th August 2005

Tags

last doughnut last half xenos switch hard liquor

Open source transcript

NO ONE EVER WANTS TO TAKE MORE THAN HALF OF WHAT'S LEFT OF THE LAST DOUGHNUT.

THAT'S WHY I CALL IT XENO'S DOUGHNUT.

HEE HEE!

I HEARD SOME OF THAT. DO YOU WANT TO SWITCH TO HARD LIQUOR?

HURRY.

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