Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th August 2005

Dilbert//5965, first published 21 years ago on Sunday 14th August 2005

Tags

evil wind blowing dark soul evil director human resources employee survey over reacted well being business

Official transcript

"I feel an evil wind blowing my way."

"My soul is filling with darkness...Suddenly I am cold, oh, so cold."

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources "Hello-o-o, Asok."

"GAAA!!! What are you doing here?!!"

"It's time for the annual Employee Satisfaction Survey."

"Perhaps I overreacted. I don't see how this could possibly be bad."

"It is evident from these questions that you care about my wellbeing!"

"I love the part where they think I'm here to help."

Purr Purr Two Weeks Later "They're delighted with their benefits. It looks like we can save some money there."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FEEL AN EVIL WIND BLOWING MY WAY.

MY SOUL IS FILLING WITH DARKNESS...

SUDDENLY I AM COLD, OH, SO COLD.

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES HELLO-0-0, ASOK.

GAAA!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!!

IT'S TIME FOR PERHAPS I OVER REACTED. I DON'T SEE HOW THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE BAD.

IT IS EVIDENT FROM THESE QUESTIONS THAT YOU CARE ABOUT MY WELLBEING!

I LOVE THE PART WHERE THEY THINK I'M HERE TO HELP.

PURR PURR EMPLOYEE SATISFACTION SURVEY.

TWO WEEKS LATER THEY'RE DELIGHTED WITH THEIR BENEFITS.

IT LOOKS LIKE WE CAN SAVE SOME MONEY THERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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