Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th August 2005

Dilbert//5967, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 16th August 2005

Tags

keyword search function languages friulian kataang marry you topper feature creep

Official transcript

Topper Versus the Feature Creep "We need to add a keyword search function."

"That's nothing!"

"It should also search in different languages including Friulian, Kataang, Horpa and Wagi."

"I like your style."

"That's nothing! I want to marry you in a civil union."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER VERSUS THE FEATURE CREEP WE NEED TO ADD A KEYWORD SEARCH FUNCTION.

THAT'S NOTHING!

IT SHOULD ALSO SEARCH IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES INCLUDING FRIULIAN, KATAANG, HORPA AND WAGI.

I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I WANT TO MARRY YOU IN A CIVIL UNION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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