Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th August 2005

Dilbert//5967, first published 21 years ago on Tuesday 16th August 2005

Tags

keyword search function languages friulian kataang marry you topper feature creep

Official transcript

Topper Versus the Feature Creep "We need to add a keyword search function."

"That's nothing!"

"It should also search in different languages including Friulian, Kataang, Horpa and Wagi."

"I like your style."

"That's nothing! I want to marry you in a civil union."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER VERSUS THE FEATURE CREEP WE NEED TO ADD A KEYWORD SEARCH FUNCTION.

THAT'S NOTHING!

IT SHOULD ALSO SEARCH IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES INCLUDING FRIULIAN, KATAANG, HORPA AND WAGI.

I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

THAT'S NOTHING!

I WANT TO MARRY YOU IN A CIVIL UNION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Tapper Versus the Feature Creep"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, Tapper and Dilbert, in a conference room.
• Tapper asks Dilbert to add a keyword search function, which Dilbert declines, citing that it's nothing.
• Tapper then requests a search in different languages, including Friulian, Kataang, Horpa, and Wagi, which Dilbert also declines, stating that it's nothing he wants to marry him in a civil union.
• The conversation ends with Tapper's frustration and Dilbert's nonchalant attitude.

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