Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th August 2005

Dilbert//5968, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 17th August 2005

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Official transcript

Topper vs. a Customer "I competed in the Iditarod, an 1,150-mile dogsled race lasting 15 days, over the world's toughest terrain."

"That's nothing. I completed the race while pretending to be one of your dogs."

"Now I don't want to buy from your company."

"That's nothing. Now I plan to burn my company to the ground!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER VS. A CUSTOMER I COMPETED IN THE IDITAROD, AN 1,150- MILE DOGSLED RACE LASTING 15 DAYS, OVER THE WORLD'S TOUGHEST TERRAIN.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I COMPLETED THE RACE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF YOUR DOGS.

NOW I DON'T WANT TO BUY FROM YOUR COMPANY.

THAT'S NOTHING.

NOW I PLAN TO BURN MY COMPANY TO THE GROUND!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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