Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th August 2005

Dilbert//5968, first published 21 years ago on Wednesday 17th August 2005

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Official transcript

Topper vs. a Customer "I competed in the Iditarod, an 1,150-mile dogsled race lasting 15 days, over the world's toughest terrain."

"That's nothing. I completed the race while pretending to be one of your dogs."

"Now I don't want to buy from your company."

"That's nothing. Now I plan to burn my company to the ground!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER VS. A CUSTOMER I COMPETED IN THE IDITAROD, AN 1,150- MILE DOGSLED RACE LASTING 15 DAYS, OVER THE WORLD'S TOUGHEST TERRAIN.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I COMPLETED THE RACE WHILE PRETENDING TO BE ONE OF YOUR DOGS.

NOW I DON'T WANT TO BUY FROM YOUR COMPANY.

THAT'S NOTHING.

NOW I PLAN TO BURN MY COMPANY TO THE GROUND!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Toppervs. A Customer"

Summary:

The comic strip features a customer who has completed the Iditarod, a 1,150-mile dog sled race lasting 15 days, over the world's toughest terrain. The customer is confident in their ability to complete the race and is now looking to buy from the company.

Key Points:

• The customer has completed the Iditarod dog sled race
• The customer is confident in their ability to complete the race
• The customer is looking to buy from the company
• The customer is willing to burn the company to the ground if they don't get what they want

Humor:

The humor in this comic strip comes from the absurdity of the situation. The customer is confident in their ability to complete the Iditarod, which is an extremely challenging and dangerous race, and is now looking to buy from the company. The customer's willingness to burn the company to the ground if they don't get what they want adds to the humor of the situation.

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