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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th August 2005

Dilbert//5970, first published 21 years ago on Friday 19th August 2005


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alleged dinosuar beer can best barbecue sauce caught dinosaur dental floss pull tab topper vs boss


Official transcript

Topper vs. the Boss "It was the biggest fish ever caught in that lake!"

"That's nothing."

"I once caught a dinosaur by using nothing but dental floss and a pull tab from a beer can."

"I'd like to see this alleged dinosaur."

"Too late. I also make the world's best barbecue sauce."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TOPPER VS. THE BOSS IT WAS THE BIGGEST FISH EVER CAUGHT IN THAT LAKE!

THAT'S NOTHING.

I ONCE CAUGHT A DINOSAUR BY USING NOTHING BUT DENTAL FLOSS AND A PULL TAB FROM A BEER CAN.

I'D LIKE TO SEE THIS ALLEGED DINOSAUR.

TOO LATE.

I ALSO MAKE THE WORLD'S BEST BARBECUE SAUCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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