Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 18th August 2005

Dilbert//5969, first published 21 years ago on Thursday 18th August 2005

Tags

topper versus alice secret government sleep deprived slept since febraury punch rip head vulgar

Official transcript

Topper versus Alice "I didn't get much sleep last night."

"That's nothing."

"I'm part of a secret government test on sleep deprivation. I haven't slept since February."

"I so want to punch you right now."

"That's nothing. I'll rip off my own head and make me eat it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TOPPER VERSUS ALICE I DIDN'T GET MUCH SLEEP LAST NIGHT.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I'M PART OF A SECRET GOVERNMENT TEST ON SLEEP DEPRIVATION. I HAVEN'T SLEPT SINCE FEBRUARY.

I SO WANT TO PUNCH YOU RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S NOTHING.

I'LL RIP OFF MY OWN HEAD AND EAT IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Topper Versus Alice"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in, features a humorous exchange between Topper and Alice. The conversation begins with Alice stating that she didn't get much sleep the previous night, to which Topper responds with a sarcastic remark about her lack of sleep since February. Alice then reveals that she is part of a secret government test on sleep deprivation, prompting Topper to express his desire to punch her. The conversation concludes with Alice's ominous warning that Topper will "rip off my own head and make me eat it" if he attempts to harm her.

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